- guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
- boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
- Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
- Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
